GASP: Novel excuses

The story surrounding outed bibliophile and dancefloor enthusiast George Brandis shows that in Canberra, the truth is stranger than fiction.

Memo to self: invite George Brandis to my wedding.

With all of the money he’s saved on travel expenses from previous nupitals, just imagine the grandiose gift the first law officer of the nation will bestow upon me and my betrothed.

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