THE LAST GASP: Why don't you have a seat?

Gorgon workers have their chairs pulled out from under them, Woodside wants the playground to itself and another miner is told to improve its profit reports.

The Last Gasp is a wry take on the week’s biggest stories, every week. This week, Gorgon workers are out on their feet amid a senseless productivity push, Woodside has a few words for any LNG interlopers and Mark Cutifani has some strange advice for miners who just won’t play along.

Take a seat, right over there

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