There are many different types of investor. Here are eight. Maybe you can spot yourself.
The Plodder This is your goody-two shoes investor. Holds a portfolio of long-term stocks. Out of 20 stocks bought for $50,000 each, all are worth $60,000 except for Telstra ($30,000) and the banks ($100,000 each). Carved out of the annals of financial theory. Focuses on franking. Quotes Warren Buffet. Banks are 40 per cent of the portfolio because he got them in the float and never sold them. Never trades. Never sells. Is appropriately inattentive. Wishes he'd sold Telstra. The fear of losing money to the Tax Office through capital gains has driven spectacular long-term annual compound returns and ensured a belting in the financial crisis. But it doesn't matter because everything was bought for 10?. Will leave millions to his undeserving kids who will cash it all in and live like kings.
The Gambler Thinks the sharemarket is everything the product marketers says it is and is skinned alive in some derivative product they didn't understand.
The 10-Bet Investor Has 20 stocks bought for $50,000 each. Two stocks have gone to zero. Sixteen are worth between $45,000 and $55,000. One stock is worth $200,000. One stock is worth $2 million. Focus on resources exploration, biotechs and new issues. No banks. No big blue chips. No yield. This is organised gambling where the odds are narrowed by a lot of work, information and networking.
The "Blind and in Love" Investor Has $1 million, all in one stock. Next year it will be worth anything between zero and $10 million. This is the investor who knows absolutely everything about a stock you have never heard of. Is in the top 20 shareholders. The first holding they bought cost less than 1?. Loses more than your mortgage on a 1? move and it moves 2? a day. Doesn't sell on the spikes. Doesn't sell on the troughs. This is long-term, high risk investment but they know all the risks. Never talks about the weather, talks about their stock, and they are very rich, or very poor. They ring you up when they're 60 to either (a) borrow some money or (b) to invite you to join them in the Bahamas.
The Daytrader If they have $1000 they have one stock worth $100,000, but have to sell it by the end of the day. Pays the average salary in dealing costs each year. High attrition rate. Only the devoted survive.
The Income Investor Through necessity or tradition is investing in equities for income. Made huge losses in the financial crisis, having never sold "as long as they still pay the dividend". Has now learnt that a dollar of income is the same as a dollar of capital, especially when it is a capital loss. Hates the volatility. Wishes things would "just go back to the way they were". Is now thinking that 5 per cent in bonds ain't bad just so long as you can sleep at night.
The Value Investor Makes long-term declarations about stocks based on historic information and big assumptions. Can explain everything but cannot trade and is useless at timing. Needs 50 years to prove they are right. Usually are.
The Lone Ranger An amateur trader who has given up their day job to trade. Will survive until he runs out of money or wakes up to the fact that trying to make $1000 a day out of necessity, even if successful is a tough, demanding, soulless and ultimately boring existence.
Frequently Asked Questions about this Article…
What is a Plodder investor and how does a Plodder build a long-term portfolio?
A Plodder is a long-term, buy-and-hold investor who rarely trades. The article describes a Plodder with 20 stocks bought for $50,000 each — most are now about $60,000, except Telstra at $30,000 and the banks at $100,000 each. Plodders often focus on franking credits, quote Warren Buffett, keep big positions they acquired at a float (the banks make up about 40% in the example) and tend not to sell, sometimes regretting missed sales like Telstra.
What does the Gambler investor look like and why is it risky?
The Gambler treats the sharemarket like a high-stakes game and can be lured into complex products they don’t fully understand. The article warns Gambler investors often end up “skinned alive” in derivative products or promoted investments, highlighting the high risk when you follow marketing hype without full understanding.
Who is the 10‑Bet Investor and what are the typical portfolio outcomes?
The 10‑Bet Investor is essentially organised gambling with a concentrated portfolio of speculative ideas. The example in the article: 20 stocks bought for $50,000 each — two go to zero, 16 sit between $45,000–$55,000, one is $200,000 and one becomes $2 million. They focus on resources, exploration, biotechs and new issues, avoid banks and big blue chips, and typically don’t prioritise yield.
What is the 'Blind and in Love' investor and how volatile is their approach?
The 'Blind and in Love' investor puts a large sum — the article gives $1 million as an example — into a single stock. That position could be worth anything from zero to $10 million the next year, making it extremely volatile. These investors often sit in the top 20 shareholders, don’t sell on spikes or troughs, know the stock intimately, and can end up very rich or very poor.
How does the Daytrader approach the market and what are the downsides?
A Daytrader aims to open and close positions within a single trading day. The article colourfully notes a Daytrader with $1,000 in capital can behave like they have a $100,000 position that must be sold by day’s end. Daytrading can incur very high dealing costs (described as paying an average salary in costs each year) and has a high attrition rate — only the most devoted tend to survive.
What characterises the Income Investor and what lessons did they learn in the financial crisis?
The Income Investor concentrates on equities for dividend income—often out of necessity or tradition. The article says many income investors made big losses in the financial crisis by holding stocks ‘as long as they still pay the dividend.’ They learned that a dollar of income can be the same as a dollar of capital when the capital value falls, dislike volatility, and some now consider steady bond yields acceptable if it helps them sleep at night.
What is a Value Investor and how do they justify their approach?
A Value Investor makes long-term claims about stocks based on historical information and major assumptions. According to the article, value investors can explain their reasoning thoroughly but are often poor at timing trades — they may need decades (the piece jokes ‘50 years’) to prove they’re right, and more often than not they eventually are vindicated.
Who is the Lone Ranger trader and what challenges do lone amateur traders face?
The Lone Ranger is an amateur trader who has given up a regular job to trade full time. The article warns this path often ends when the trader runs out of money or realises that trying to make $1,000 a day is a tough, demanding, soulless and ultimately boring existence. In short, full‑time solo trading carries high financial and lifestyle risks.