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Business news and company reporting is always good for a laugh, but here are some instances that had me reaching for the smelling salts.


1. “Earnings missed estimates"

In business, it’s reality’s responsibility to live up to forecasts so you'll often read ‘the target missed the arrow’.


2. We practice sustainable mining

You’re also an oxymoron

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