Business news and company reporting is always good for a laugh, but here are some instances that had me reaching for the smelling salts.
In business, it’s reality’s responsibility to live up to forecasts so you'll often read ‘the target missed the arrow’.
You’re also an oxymoron
The finance equivalent of “But other than that, how was your trip to Hiroshima?”
Isn’t a mortgage just renting money instead of a house?
Any growth rate above zero is exponential. Inflation has also entered a period of exponential growth.
The phrase 'negative profits' is gaining popularity, but we still call them losses at Intelligent Investor.
Sure. And I’m vegan (except for Double Beef ‘n’ Bacon burgers)
If you have any favourite one liners to share, we’d love to read them in the comment section.