SCOREBOARD: European push

Wall Street was closed for Presidents' Day, while European stocks rose slightly as the ECB sought to downplay currency wars.

US markets were closed for the Presidents' Day Holiday, so needless to say nothing much happened overnight. That’s okay, because we’re in store for some entertainment today apparently, when Wayne Swan does a stand-up comedy act in front of the Australian Workers Union and their Don, Paul Howes. Spoiler alert, but the punch line is that Labor is not dead at the next election. Hahahahahahaha! Wayne, you and Hillary (sorry, the glasses threw me – Julia) couldn’t even win the last one! He cracks me up that guy – the world’s funniest Treasurer.


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